The Nine Principles

The Nine Principles

Courtesy of Glenn Beck

1. America is good.

2. I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life.

3. I must always try to be a more honest person than I was yesterday.

4. The family is sacred. My spouse and I are the ultimate authority, not the government.

5. If you break the law you pay the penalty. Justice is blind and no one is above it.

6. I have a right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, but there is no guarantee of equal results.

7. I work hard for what I have and I will share it with who I want to. Government cannot force me to be charitable.

8. It is not un-American for me to disagree with authority or to share my personal opinion.

9. The government works for me. I do not answer to them, they answer to me.

Then they all STARVED!!!

The Little Red Hen called all of her Democrat neighbors together and said, “If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?”
“Not I,” said the cow.“Not I,” said the duck.“Not I,” said the pig.“Not I,” said the goose.
“Then I will do it by myself,” said the little red hen, and so she did.The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.

“Who will help me reap my wheat?” asked the little red hen.
“Not I,” said the duck.“Out of my classification,” said the pig.“I’d lose my seniority,” said the cow.“I’d lose my unemployment compensation,” said the goose.
“Then I will do it by myself,” said the little red hen, and so she did.

At last it came time to bake the bread.“Who will help me bake the bread?” asked the little red hen.
“That would be overtime for me,” said the cow.“I’d lose my welfare benefits,” said the duck.“I’m a dropout and never learned how,” said the pig.“If I’m to be the only helper, that’s discrimination,” said the goose.
“Then I will do it by myself,” said the little red hen.

She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some, and in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, “No, I shall eat all five loaves.”
“Excess profits!” cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)“Capitalist leech!” screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)“I demand equal rights!” yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)
And they all painted ‘Unfair!’ picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.

Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red hen, “You must not be so greedy.”
“But I earned the bread,” said the little red hen.
“Exactly,” said Barack the farmer. “That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle.”
And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, “I am grateful, for now I truly understand.”
But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the ‘party’ and got her bread free. And all the Democrats smiled.

‘Fairness’ had been established.