Thursday, April 9, 2009

While Rome Burned...







As pirates take over American ships, North Korea fires missiles and thumbs it's nose at the world (ESPECIALLY the US), congress votes the biggest single spending bill in the history of the world, terrorists brag of an upcoming attack that will dwarf the New York attack, our president is responding by...well...


By bowing down to Islamic leaders, speaking for us all by saying that the US is not a Christian nation, furnishing an Ipod to the Queen (what a thoughtful diplomatic gift), filling his cabinet with lobbyists and tax cheats, allowing his aids to call terrorists attacks "man-caused disasters" (OMG!!), letting ACORN take over the census, and generally looking like a man who just found a new toy under the Christmas tree (which this year will no doubt be called an Artificial Non-Denominational Holiday Symbolic Planting).


Our president is busying himself appeasing every known enemy of America by assuring them that there's a new sheriff in town and he's hanging his gun under the "Peace Be With You" plaque in the Lincoln bedroom. One might assume that the next directive to the Pentagon will be to email detailed maps of our military installations to Osama Bin Laden as a gesture of kindness and respect for his "freedom fighters".


But our free press, which so dutifully ripped George Bush's guts out and fed them to the hungry masses will certainly expose all this for the smoke screen that it is, right?


Well, no, not exactly. They are filling the pages of their rags with flowery descriptions of the First Lady's apparel, pictures of the First Family at work, play, church, fund-raisers, planting collard greens in the White House lawn (THAT will take care of the egg roll on Easter...), and opining to excess how the savior has arrived and all is well with the world. Poor Chris Matthews has had so many "thrills up his leg" that he can hardly crawl to the microphone to grovel at the chosen one's feet anymore. But he will hang tough, I surmise.

Did you notice how quickly and easily congress and the press changed our financial yard stick from billions to TRILLIONS? I was having a hard enough time relating to billions considering that a couple of days before payday my budget forecast says I will have about $47 left if I control my cigar hobby over the weekend, which by the way should be a little easier since we just had the biggest raise in federal tax on cigars in history. Don't ya love how Obama is looking out for us little folks? And I don't even want to THINK about the outragious increases on guns and ammunition since Obama proposed "reasonable" gun laws...written again, no doubt, by unknown persons who know exactly zero, zilch, nothing about guns or ammunition. The back-door approach work as well as any, as all liberals know...
Well, it is likely to get much worse before it gets any better, so don't forget to attend a tea party near you, or join me at my Virtual Tea Party on Facebook at


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